They finally started construction on the bridge today, and I can’t wait until it’s ready! The weather is finally starting to show hints of summer, and taking a dip at the beach sounds like a great idea to me. I’ve already had my signature flannel pattern made into a tank top for maximum sun exposure, but I refuse to shave my beard!
I’ve always been an outdoor person, and despite the fact that you might see me wielding an axe at times, I do my best to be environmentally conscious. So I understand that building a bridge takes a bunch of preparation: Enviropigeon Impact Reports, Total Dissolved Sentiment evaluations on the river (water has feelings too!), and rivet endurance training, to name a few. Combine that with the fact that the snow didn’t melt until April, and Edgar’s constant upgrade schemes, I’d say that bridge construction started at the perfect time. Now my only problem is being patient until it’s finished!
Come join me and your fellow citizens as we take the coast by storm! Just be sure to reserve your picnic spot before any tourists show up!