Who’s The Guy on Those Rocks?

Today we want to share a fan letter with you! This was posted on the Official Forums by our very own “Anna Conda” from the CityVille community.

There is trouble afoot in CityVille: A questionable individual has been spotted in the city, are you ready to find out who he is? Your citizens are perfectly safe for now; but get ready for some exciting challenges in the near future!

Here’s a letter from Mayor Anna Conda. Don’t worry Mayor; give your police a day off and a complimentary stay at the lovely beach resort hotel! The way we see it, having more customers will make your hotel managers happy, and your stressed police force deserves a little R&R!

“Dear Zynga,

Big trouble is brewing in my town and I don’t know who to ask for help anymore.

It seems a very suspicious person has come close to my town. I didn’t notice it myself; he must have snuck through my tight non-existent marine-security-line during the night! The manager of my beach hotel informed me, completely in tears, that a villain is scaring away all of his guests. This troubles me GREATLY! Just recently, I built a second hotel near the beach that is still in the red. So I walked over to the beach and saw a man on shore announcing all sorts of offensive things through a megaphone, all day long!

I asked my police force to take care of him. But the lot of them cannot swim, are afraid of water, and won’t go near the sea! *sigh* My superhero, the drowsy dove, does nothing. Maybe he didn’t see or sense the danger yet, and I must admit I don’t know him very well myself. 

 
I removed the Lifeguard Station that was on the coast -the lifeguard quit anyway… something about unbearable working conditions- and placed the Police Station on that spot. And do you think Pigeon Man would lift a finger? No!

I don’t know what to do anymore! My hydrophobic officers are in tears now that I placed their station at the coast, and the “megaphone man” screams at their offices all day. My hotel manager cries uncontrollably, my beach guests complain about their ruined trips, and I could swear that my Wheat crops withered because of all this too! Hoping for help soon!

 
Kind Regards,
A Concerned Mayor”

What is happening? What do you think this guy wants in your city? Let us know in the comments section below!

Note: The opinions expressed here are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the position of CityVille or Zynga as a whole. This is a fan composition intended to show love for our favorite Facebook game!